I know the posts on this blog are typically pretty serious. But I thought I would share something dear to my heart. Food. Now, it’s not that I cook. Because I don’t. I think for the last 3 years or so 98% of my meals have been prepared by some combination of Wendy’s, Skyline Chili, McDonalds, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Chipotle, Jersey Mike’s Subs, Taco Bell, KFC, PF Changs, or some other restaurant. Oh, wait. To be fair, I do “cook” those frozen french bread pizzas from Stouffer’s. Those are great. And by “cook”, I mean place in the oven for 18-20 minutes at 350 degrees.

But moving on, Consumerist today posted the secret, off-menu items that you can order at many of the glorious restaurants listed above. Enjoy!