funniest moment of the day (month/year?).

Background: Phone call from a magazine fact-checker for an article having to do w/ex-reality TV people…
Him: spell your name
(me): S-u-r-y-a Y-a-l-a-m as in monkey-a-n as in nancy-c-h-i-l-i
him: can you confirm that you were on the TV show, The Apprentice?
me: yes.
him: can you confirm it was Apprentice season 6.
me: yes. The Apprentice LA…also known [...]