I just ran for Congress, was on reality TV, was once a brand manager, and have worked at various startups. I'm still figuring out what's next...
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For immediate release 4:15PM EST [We’re releasing this statement after the US stock market closes. We don’t want you to see a cute chart on CNBC of the markets dropping as everyone realizes just how little we give a shit about actually doing our jobs. See: we’re not that stupid. Wait. Maybe that should be [...]
For the past year, probably the most oft-asked question has been “Will you ever run for office again?” My answer is somewhere between “no” and “probably not.” To be fair, this was my answer throughout the campaign — the only way I knew to not become a politician, would be…well, to not…become a politician. I [...]